…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
I saw this video at an Emmaus gathering. It is so simple and yet so profound. I promise it will make you smile. Enjoy!
The singer/songwriter’s site can be found at http://www.wendyfrancisco.com/
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
Gov’t humor stuff just keeps getting better and better. Unfortunately, it’s funny because it’s true.
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
Got this one from Dad…..
In the coming New Year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union
address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature
of little intelligence for prognostication. The other involves a groundhog.
I would add that both a groundhog and Congress are in the rat family.
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
My niece is learning how to play the trumpet. This week my sister lamented on Facebook that there should be a special place in heaven for parents of trumpet players. And while I can sympathize with her for about 3 1/2 seconds, my first thoughts were “Trumpet?? Trumpet??” (similar to the end of the commercial video below — “Playoffs?? Playoffs??”)
My response to her was:
“Trumpets?? Trumpets?? Is that all you got? Your nephew has been playing the drums for over a year and it’s just now getting to be tolerable. And I’m just thankful he didn’t choose the bagpipes.
Things can ALWAYS be worse.”
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
This came directly from my Dad.
How do you tell a Romney supporter from an Obama supporter?
Romney supporters sign their checks on the front.
Obama supporters sign on the back.
And they say that the best humor always has truth to it.
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
I propose we rename Louisville to “East Phoenix”.
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
Today was the fourth day in a row exceeding triple digit temperatures. The church sign below nails it. I had seen it before but it sure is appropriate.
We broke several records in the last few days.
- Hottest recorded temperature EVER for June — 105F
- Highest temp for 6/29 — 105F
- Highest temp for 6/30 — 104F
- Highest temp for 7/1 — 102F
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
I have been out of circulation due to a wonderful, fun family vacation down to Texas. I have some blog posts and pix I want to share — we’ll see if that happens.
In the meantime, I hope you laugh at a t-shirt that I spotted while I was at a Ft. Worth gun store. It not only made me physically laugh, it cracked me up the rest of the day.
Vegetarian – an old Indian word for “bad hunter”
It still makes me laugh.
…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net
